Bathroom Breaks & Bedtime Tales

Bathroom Breaks & Bedtime Tales

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Identically Screwed

Identically Screwed

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Dec 11, 2024
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Chaos Brewing

Some days, the universe decides to get creative. It takes the improbable, mixes in the impossible, and sprinkles just enough chaos to make you question reality.

This is one of those days.

In the sprawling, caffeine-addicted chaos of New York City (because of course our story takes place in New York City. Where else?) there are two sets of identical twins. Drew and Dan, assistants by profession and optimists by necessity, were separated at birth and grew up in different worlds. Neither has the faintest idea the other exists.

Then there’s Elliot and Eddie, CEOs with egos the size of the Empire State Building. They, too, were separated at birth, and if either of them ever paused to think about someone other than themselves, they might realize they share more than a talent for making underlings miserable. Naturally, neither has a clue they have a twin.

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