TikTok Sensation

Let me start by saying that I never expected to become famous for helping my best friend pretend to be a middle-aged Southern woman. If you’d told me a month ago that Charlie would be strutting around in a floral dress and selling Himalayan salt pillows, I would’ve laughed you out of the room. But here we are.

The thing is, Charlie’s always been… intense. The kind of guy who stresses about things like “career goals” and “student loans” while I’m perfectly happy existing on free samples and the occasional Hot Cheetos dinner. So when he started spiraling about not having any money or prospects, I knew it was only a matter of time before he came up with a Charlie Plan™.

This time, though? Oh, this plan was beautiful.

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It all started when Charlie was doom-scrolling on TikTok, muttering about some influencer named Serenity Glow who made a million bucks last year selling moon water.